This shit blew my mind back in the day, much like how I can plug a dongle into my cigarette lighter and somehow Bluetooth my phone to my old ass stereo.

I dont have to be stabbed in the eye with a pen to know I wouldn’t enjoy it.

We have this ridiculous system at my work. Knives are prohibited, but get through all the time, tape measures and water bottles really piss it off though.

Might want to fix that typo there.

Fuck that! A little buffer zone between me and the rest of humanity is essential. Apartments are literal hell for me. Don’t even get me started on apartment living back when I used to work nights lol.

This may surprise you, but “white supremacists” 🙄 Aren’t all that fond of the jews, regardless of their skin tone.

Yes! Lets kill the baby! Then nothing bad shall ever happen to it.

Or, if you’re not a moron, you can Firefox, and ublock that shit.

Well that’s mighty White of 'em! Are they gonna provide the tools, and not void the “warantee” if you look at their products funny?

It’s OK to grab them though, right?

That’s a fuckton of inbred hippos.

Just leave it on for whatever runs your phone calls. I emabarrasingly discovered that the phone app NEEDS microphone access lol.