What about other peoples’ farts?

Mine autocorrects normal words to cuss words.

This extension is great! Thank you.

Ah, that’s a bummer. Thank you for finding it!

I need to print this out and put it up somewhere. If I even remember to do it. I’m such a dummy who can’t remem-

OK I’m going to print this right now.

dies mid way through Jigsaw explaining it to me again for the fifth time

Jigsaw: god dammit why do I keep getting the ADHD ones

Kinda reminds me of back in the day when you would try to watch scrambled porn on cable.

These are pretty sturdy, for sure.

One plant I killed was a mamey sapote, and another a blood orange. Both were plants that I grew from fruit that I ate. It was a bummer since I’d had both for over a year.

I apologize for robbing you of lifespan.

I used to eat so many of these. I probably reduced my lifespan by a good 5 years.

I just killed the fuck out of two of my plants and now I see this. Well, at least my coffee is good.

Everyone else at the table did, too.

Oh lord that osis