I used to be able to do this…I’m not saying diabetes stopped it, but I got diabetes and stopped being able to do it.

Hugh Grant in Love Actually is the best Prime Minister the UK never had.

I’m diabetic. Do you know how much sugar is in ice cream?

Why do you think bunkers have suddenly become fashionable?

It doesn’t have to hot. Just “warm enough that I can step outside in a light jacket”.

My body feels battered. And I hate sweating.

There are probably still plenty of people knocking about that will tell you “China is building a coal fired power plant per week”.

Calling rugby football is a bit strange though.

That thing you don’t have to hide could be the thing they’re looking for.

It won’t be finding murderers.

Yes. My current boss, and supervisor, are superb.

You know if they wanted to take the piss out of and rip off their customers then they could have charged even more money?

Where are they drawing the nude/non nude line? If you don’t age verify and you take a picture can you be investigated?

“Housing”. Lol.

Are you sure you aren’t thinking of the Linkin Park and Jay-Z mashup?

Don’t see it or don’t do it?

I got banned for saying Palestinians don’t deserve to die.

Edit; I got banned from Reddit.

And still there is no mass call out of the Israeli army?

What’s this …the Jurassic centipede?

I’ve had a similar issue with mail.com.

The house building company? Who can afford a house at the minute?