The skin tones are getting a lot better. Maybe the next major revision will include lifelike body motions. They’re so close.

Back in the 90s before the meat fillers, it was different. I used to dine there quite a bit. Modern variations pale in comparison.

They just need to centralize the brain in some bullet proof bunker and give it sentience. WCGW?

So many fun possible futures right now. Which one will be our fate?

What’s the current Wh/kg average?

If I was a raccoon, I’d find the most erotic tree possible and make it my home.

It’s kind of you, but not a huge deal. When I tried it (when there was an initial migration to Mastodon), it was so decentralized that you couldn’t really have much of a feed and it was tough to find much of anything.

That’s a serious dickhead. Others may try but this guy delivers a master class.

I wasn’t a fan of the format. (and apparently I’m not allowed to have an opinion on format)

It’s built to be decentralized though, from what I read.

K-k-k-kent! It’s c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill you!

I had a friend who thought “Netflix & chill” just meant watch movies and relax, so she had it on her dating app profile and couldn’t understand why she only got hookups.

You know… You can’t just say “I liked that keyboard a lot but had to give it away.”

This was my first keyboard with old school 5pin DIN and everything. I liked it a lot but ended up having to give it away. You see, it was my freshman year of college and had finally made some friends. My roommate however had not. I had suspected there was foul play taking place with my PC because of some things that had gotten moved, so one night I did the surprise pop-in… Quietly walked up to the dorm room for with my keys ready: popped then into the key hole and quickly opened the door… Yes, caught him in the act. It was towards the end of the semester and we did not speak of it again. I didn’t use my computer for the rest of the term and left my old keyboard leaning against a wall in the dorm hallway. A freebie of sorts.

Clickety clack, motherfucker!

Another good decision by Intel execs. /s

See? AI creates jobs! Granted, it’s specialized mop up situations, but jobs!

It’ll be even more interesting in the future! Every now and then a T1000 will lose all hydraulic fluids right out it’s prosthetic anus and they’ll need someone there with a mop and bucket! Our economy lives on…

So inventive these guys. If only we could harness that ingenuity for the common good instead, it would have a huge impact.

Oh man, I was thinking this was some historical piece on a cult I hadn’t heard of, but this is happening right now! It’s very sad that people can be so far gone and commit horrendous deeds.

I wonder if they shaved him before or during the shoe rack, and is he eating out of a crock? This seems like a Southpark episode for some reason. Next they’re going to say he snuck an amusement park in…

I can understand how the guidance systems being still controlled by NATO satellites/support mechanisms would be considered a different level for them, but is it just more sabre rattling? That’s the question.