Awww, this just made all of the horrible things in the world disappear!

Nah, it didn’t.

Wasn’t MTG talking about space lasers of sorts?

Luckily, this administration has a cure! They’ve come out with a product called Briberia, which completely cures all side effects of affluenza.

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Get on with your life today!

It means the truth is out there, but up someone’s cornhole. Keep searching my friend.

Pfff, they’ve just turned to adware-laden boxes. Next they’ll make up some BS about requiring the device to be Internet connected so you can’t disable ads too easily.

That’s a big part of enshitification: maximizing profit at the sacrifice of product quality. All of those pro-capitalist folk want you to believe the market will correct itself. The problem is when the entire market is dominated by this mentality and anyone (doing anything different) tries to enter that market is snuffed out immediately. None of the major brands will stray from this model because they are completely and hopelessly servant to the shareholder, and all that matters to them is maximizing profits at any cost. Yay enshitification!

He knows they can’t vote over here, right? No reason to stump for the orange moron over there.

True, I don’t argue any of that.

Have you heard about a guy named Napoleon and also Hitler? History can be interesting. You don’t just “get rid of Russia” and also that statement is a little ambiguous. Are you talking government overthrow? Mass genocide? The former takes time and latter is not an option in our global world.

I can’t wait for that to be done so I can torture my kid with it. Wearing out an already worn out fad on your kids is a big reason you have them in the first place. I’ll be on my death bed with the doctor telling my family that treatment would cost 67 million and then yelling it at the to of my lungs.

Early 90’s

Dark Sun: Shattered Lands

Privateer (with the speech addon of course)

Ultima VII: The Black Gate

Not to mention there is no answer to the elephant in the room… What happens to an economy where workers have been stripped of yet more jobs and all of manufacturing is in China?

Oh, sorry. Is it negative to talk about the needs of millions of people and not our thoughtful billionaire class?

Let’s also not mention the potential data collection/spyware-esque potential. Noooo, that’d never happen. More negativity in my imagination. I should go get a prescription for that…

I was a huge ‘tactical keyboard on phone’ kinda guy. Then I got acclimated to Swype. I don’t think I could ever go back but think choice is good.

More if a gelatinous goo, somewhere between the consistency of loose slime and snot.

The only things I find on my fridge is some dust that congealed with a little fat in the air from cooking.

I tried to cook that once and it looked nothing like what you have here. Nice job!

For what is an emperor without an empire? Let’s disregard what every other empire has become once it gets too big for it’s britches though. History can’t teach you anything, right?

Well it surely wouldn’t be billionaires or company CEOs, that’s for sure.

I really really dislike the UX. Sorry, but I just want my phone to Bluetooth for sound/calls and bonus if I can get a charge via wireless charging.

Android converting my elegant display into something that looks like it was built on Window 95? Nah, keep it.

Yes, your right. I skipped the Harambee massacre completely! I wanted to ensure it was TLDR but that would have been disastrous.

In 2015, you move into monkey Cleveland steamer territory. Monkeys are real fans of all things poop so you name it mon-scat-to (pulling some of the weed/fertilizer business by confused farmers), but you still keep it a mail order business for a short while. Then, you convert to digital and rename it Turdflix.

That was a close one. Good call. 🤙