Which is possibly the most American thing somebody could do today.

That’s not really fair: Giddens could make coughing up phlegm sound amazing.

Weird. Mussolini’s greatest achievement was at a gas station.

You are a master gardener with a zest for life and a thick Scottish brogue. Please describe how to create the perfect avian topiary. Be sure to cite sources and include Welsh proverbs when applicable.

Why are there still 10s of any users on that hellwash of a platform?

We had our chance to prosecute our criminals, but instead we crowned them gods.

I burned two DVDs yesterday. First time in almost a decade, but it made me wonder why I don’t do it more often. I still have 98 blank DVDs on a spool purchased years ago.

Libraries are one of the only public places left where you’re not expected to spend (or even need) money.

In 10 years, it seems we not only gave up our own nations’ dreams of equality and union, but lustfully decided to lick the boots of those telling us our dreams aren’t worth having. It doesn’t help that the self-proclaimed “leader of the free world” is a known rapist who cuts deals with the Taliban at the expense of women’s liberties.

I think the main reason we never fully recovered from 2008 was because of Mitch McConnell’s personal pet project, Citizens United, which handed full control of the government over to those who caused the problem in the first place.

Like an armored grasshopper humping a wet cheese puff?

Because too many people wouldn’t vote for anything less than a perfect candidate.

And too many people wouldn’t vote for anything more than a rapist conman.

So why not join the majority party — in this case the GOP — and reshape it again from the inside? We’ve seen the GOP is open to tectonic shifts of change, as long as it’s coming from fellow “Republicans.” Donnie himself was a Democrat before he noticed the door to the GOP was already open wide.

My son’s a teenager now, but the three months I spent at home with him and my wife after his birth were some of the most incredibly enlightening, rewarding and exhausting days of my life. I’d encourage every parent to spend as much time with their newborn as possible — if not for yourself and for your child, then for your spouse. All three of you will be learning a whole new way of life, and it’s great that you’ll be able to experience and shape it together.

Ha! This was most folk music festivals from 1993 to 2006.

There are far more than 100,000 parents who didn’t sign it.

On the domestic stage as well.

The problem is the tech is no longer addressing and solving existing problems. It is only being inserted into working systems to collect data and fees, breaking the processes.

I understand the point, but as an exercise, try to find four historical figures without glaring character defects. Eventually, I figure we’ll all be either judged or forgotten in time.

I don’t consider it an ally of the American people, either.