Why the fuck does it cost that much?!

Channel it to an underground phase change storage.

That comes with the price of lower reliability, highly non-linear behaviour and a central point of failure (or control). But, its thr user’s choice.

lens.org

A man of culture, I see. Every system I admin runs SysVInit or OpenRC. I do not need a ‘dictator’ like systemd.

Please don’t kill me. How does this fare against a riced out Gentoo?