I mean… leaning forward constantly is a symptom of dementia i think? Its not impossible

Ooh! Ooh! I got it!

Autodefenestrate!

Sit on the stairs if you can, there might be a cat

The mind is willing, the body is kinda comfy as is, and the spirit could not be found for comment

I would accept Freak Out. You’re at least drawing attention to it.

How heavy is it going to weigh on you for the foreseeable future if you do stay? I don’t picture any of this getting better in less than a decade, optimistically. There’s something to be said for safety in numbers as well.

Totally get it, the actually comfortable fit of a tshirt, without it shifting around constantly because of the layer of hair, is amazing

Its also significantly easier to moisturize, it felt like half the product i ever used was going to the hair and i was using less to achieve more, same for body wash

I took it all off in stages because i filled the damn tub just doing my legs with an electric razor, i referred to it as “shearing” 😅

God, the body hair is so awful, i just want to be smooth and soft…

I felt the same on the 990v6, they just didnt fit right and i returned them immediately because of it. Not much better than NB in price but well, thats 6E tax lol.

Xelero ive got the X-GPS in 11 wide (its absolutely wide enough, trust me)

I almost exclusively wear the Dunham boots, they’ve lasted about 2.5 years now i think? Still going strong. I’ve replaced the laces once.

They’re also comfy as hell

Congrats! Concerta apparently gave me seizures as a child, its the only medication I’m aware of being allergic to

Correct. And a MASSIVE number of them have wireless capability or a microphone. Device requirements can be strict; in my case “no wireless or microphone” meant “physically cannot have a wireless card or a microphone”, not just software controlled ability to turn it off, and IIRC required some form of proof of that. Ipods were about all i could find that wasn’t hard to get ahold of or get approved.

Easily my favorite enemy ai, too. Actually fanning out to find what made a noise, playing dead so you may need to double-tap to be sure, etc

And the “physical” map to get around with was great

Secure Compartmentalized Information Facility.

All i can say is good luck. Just about the most modern thing you can actually buy (with a reputable manufacturer) without wireless capability or a microphone is going to be an older Ipod.

Its an extremely niche market, mostly people who work in SCIF’s.

Nah. If they patched it up real good and modernised the graphics, 2 wins that prize. They’d absolutely fuck it up though.

NP! If you’re anywhere near Ohio, there’s a place called Roderer Shoe Center; they’ve got a lot of the “specialty” sizes to try on in-person.

Greetings fellow flipper Friend! I wear a 6E in Dunham brand boots, and for general sneakers / “running” (gym) shoes i wear a brand called “xelero”. New balance makes exactly one 6e width shoe IIRC, the 990 i think? It used to come in multiple colors but now just the one color if its a wide shoe.

If it helps, I’m also stuck with very thick feet so my picks also account for that. Center of my sole to top of foot is 3 inches.

You’re not wrong with the increased surface area, maybe even lowballing it lol

Some people are also just cursed. I had manager get mad at me once when i worked fast food for how many paper towels it took to actually dry my hands, my skin just clings to water like crazy

It feels weird to have parents that set a reasonable expectation that a healthy relationship doesn’t revolve around sex. Like, they just… live their lives, have fun together, do menial stuff. Have their own hobbies/interests separate from each others.

That said, I’m also a bit jealous, of both the hair and the butt (my bony ass hurts from sitting…) 😅