avoid_the_noid [any, any]

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  • I got a bunch of free DVDs and among them was Van Hellsing (2004)

    I didn’t remember anything about it other than the scene where the horse carriage goes over a cliff and then explodes so I thought it’d be funny to watch it with my partner.

    Man, this wasn’t even a “so bad it’s good” kinda film, it was genuinely fucking awful. I could’ve forgiven a lot of it but it was waaaaaay too long for what it was. Something like 130 minutes? Could’ve been an hour max.

    Runner up: Repo: The Genetic Opera, but I still liked it.