Countdown until it turns out that everybody associated with any competition to Musk’s companies just so happens to be a criminal Trump siccs his DOJ after: 5… 4…

That’s cringe.

Based on what?

“Fuck that particular con, I have a president in my pocket now.”

Or powerwalked really fast.

“It’s like a pizza party - but without the pizza costs!”

At least they can finally admit that they are not a car company.

“Of course it was cost-intensive to program an engine that will render every single eyelash at a resolution that will require the player to buy an additional graphics card for each eyelash concurrently on-screen, but now we only need twelve and a half billion people to buy, no, what am I saying, to pre-order and pre-pay the Ultra-Super-Deluxe-Collector’s Edition and we’ll start to turn a profit.”

• current AAA gaming

I hope their productivity wasn’t impeded by this minor inconvenience. I’d hate it if their dying led to their employer making marginally less money. So rude of them.

Rüde.

*Morgen

Potayto, potahto, all depends on which reality you choose to inhabit.

These are called schools and universities and whatnot.

“Mphhuhuhuhu, go on, eat it. It’s a traditional dish here.”

Well, finally. There are still so many unused seconds in a day where the consumer cattle is not forcibly blasted with advertisements, it brings tears to the eyes…

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Trump sues mirror for making him look ugly.

I’m slightly fed up with being promised that going meat free will get me a livable planet when I retire because I have fucking delivered my end of the bargain. I want my livable planet now.

It’s like

“You can improve our situation if you grab a thimble and start scooping water out of the boat now.”

“There’s still the giant hole in the hull that brings in a lot more water than my little thimble can deal with. What do we do about that?”

“Shut up and keep scooping :D”

That’s all it took. The crisis has actually been over for ages ever since I have stopped eating meat. I’ve done it.

you should be good

Good news, the planet is now no longer on a direct course towards being rendered inhabitable due to being destroyed for profit. I. AM. GOOD.

Problem solved. Thank you so much on behalf of all future generations of the planet.

“Wouldn’t it be great if everybody gave my AI company money?”

“For doing what?”

“… I don’t follow.”