Will these treatments involve mineral supplements applied externally at high speeds?

I’m worried that stupid is our best case scenario. For all we know, the rest are stupid plus a cattle prod to the junk so might as well stick with the one that isn’t currently zapping my balls.

In September 2024, Hvaldimir was found dead, apparently from a stick lodged in its body.

It’s too late, they already got him. Must’ve hit a tree on the way down.

Probably just has to drool into the collection jar considering how much time these guys spend sucking themselves off.

I want to pet the forbidden striped dog.

Makes me wonder whether they’re expecting to lose a significant number of young men for some reason over the next few years as well. Gotta start planning for replacements early.

Crimea river, Ivan. Solve your leadership problem and maybe then I’ll give a fraction of a fuck about your feelings.

I used to lose mine until I glued them onto a headband and used some paracord to tether it to my phone case.

Strong entry for an Ig Nobel Prize if nothing else.

Arson, murder, and jaywalking.

All I know about the EDL is that they don’t like Muslims or hair.

You’re in good company with that time frame. Davidson’s statement can be found here if you’re interested and haven’t seen it already.

It’s the worst slang-based heist mix-up since the Baker Burglars (as they were later known) made off with a truck full of dough.

Turns out this was all due to a clerical error in the contract back when the system was built: instead of UN Secure Information Access, they got Unsecure Information Access.

But if I probe a deer, they say I’m a deviant and put me on a list. Bullshit double standard.

Somebody had to find out whether there really was a Mew under the truck in Red and Blue after all.

Hope they cited prior work by Horan N., Payne L., Styles H., Tomlinson L. and Malik Z.

If you want to see someone who really deserves that title, check out Brendan O’Connor’s talk about the CreepyDOL project at DEFCON 21. Nice reminder of how much information most of us are leaking in the RF spectrum for anybody interested in listening and piecing things together.

That belly demands rubs. Cute pup.