David Gerard
the guy who got Elon and Grimes to hook up, destroying Twitter and proceeding to blow up the United States
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David Gerard@awful.systemsto Programming@programming.dev•If AI is so good at coding - where are the open source contributions?English111·4 months agoI asked Github Copilot and it added
import wreak
to .NET, so we’ll get back to you.
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto TechTakes@awful.systems•Humane AI finally shuts down, HP pays $116m for the pieces — not including the Ai PinEnglish4·7 months agoper link, venture capital has been very reluctant to unambiguously realise the losses. a $1b book value is an (imaginary) asset you can hug and hold, a $114m loss is not.
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto SneerClub@awful.systems•Ziz update thread, started 19 FebruaryEnglish1·7 months agojust started a Ziz thread over on the Reddit sneerclub too
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto TechTakes@awful.systems•AI chatbots test as having cognitive declineEnglish8·7 months agothere were counterarguments that the authors anthropomorphised the LLMs inappropriately - which is a valid objection - and therefore these tests shouldn’t have been run at all. The answer to that is that the companies are marketing this shit by anthropomorphising the hell out of it and literally claiming these spicy autocompletes are on the path to artificial super intelligence. So of course cognitive tests are gonna be appropriate.
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 23 February 2025English9·7 months agosee also: Yudowsky has never consumed fiction targeted above middle school
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 23 February 2025English16·7 months agohttps://mastodon.gamedev.place/@lritter/114001505488538547
master: welcome to my Smart Home
student: wow. how is the light controlled?
master: with this on-off switch
student: i don’t see a motor to close the blinds
master: there is none
student: where is the server located?
master: it is not needed
student: excuse me but what is “Smart” about all of this?
master: everything.
in this moment, the student was enlightened
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto SneerClub@awful.systems•"Tracing Woodgrains" starts a eugenics-oriented education policy "think-tank"English6·7 months agoVice signalling. https://awful.systems/post/3520479
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto TechTakes@awful.systems•Guardian does OpenAI deal, New York Times goes AI for newspaper content generationEnglish12·7 months agoit’s getting a bit thin! Here’s the Press Gazette page, which they keep up to date, of media outlets that have done AI deals, whether they’re adding slop to their output or just taking bribes from OpenAI:
https://pressgazette.co.uk/platforms/news-publisher-ai-deals-lawsuits-openai-google/
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto TechTakes@awful.systems•AI image gets a US copyright — or some of a copyrightEnglish2·8 months agoi am sorry to say it’s the actual AI image the story is about!
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto Buttcoin@awful.systems•Argentinian president Javier Milei promotes memecoin that then crashes 95% in apparent $100 million+ rug pullEnglish14·8 months agoi’m sure they’re working for someone
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 16th February 2025English11·8 months agoFractals are alive and they hate us
comp.basilisk FAQ
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 16th February 2025English14·8 months agofirst thought: “she is gowned in old jeans and a Debian t-shirt”
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 16th February 2025English12·8 months agoOriginal writing prompt: “Write a romantic comedy. Difficulty: both lovers are emotionally mature and have excellent communication skills.”
What our good friend Eliezer makes of it
Oscar Wilde’s job is in no danger
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 16th February 2025English7·8 months agopoptart is fine :-)
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 16th February 2025English22·8 months agolooks like our sneer comrade DisneylandDiplomat (disney6830 on discord), who did the Thinkateria rationalist-parody blog, died in Oct 2022. From Reddit Sneerclub:
Hello, I am writing since I saw this sub is a bit active again. I am wondering if anyone remembers the blog “thinkateria” or the reddit user DisneylandDiplomat who often posted links to promote it here. he was my little brother and he killed himself in October of 2022, after deleting the blog, and I only saw his reddit activity afterwards. I think it was satirical writing making fun of these other bloggers discussed here. He was very private and this sub is really the only insight into his state of mind at that time that I have. There’s no point to this post except I feel a need to share that he is gone and this is the only place I know he had any connections with. It must have been hard for everyone who talked about this so early on.
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 16th February 2025English4·8 months agothinking how Tony Albanese was actually a reasonably cool guy of mainly good views for decades, then he becomes PM and has his spine replace with lime jelly.
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 16th February 2025English8·8 months agoIIRC this was the post that made Daniel Harper start his nazi-tracking podcast I Don’t Speak German
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 16th February 2025English17·8 months agofrom a discord. musk did not actually marry grimes, but apart from that my aplogies for mr beaning the whole america
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto TechTakes@awful.systems•Microsoft Study Finds Relying on AI Kills Your Critical Thinking SkillsEnglish8·8 months agoMS Research publish all sortsa shit that might not go down well with the company, but they do hire some seriously smart people so keeping 'em sweet is better than having them jump to Google
Baldur Bjarnason (who hates AI slop) has posited precisely this: