My favorite bit to pull out has always been “You know what I always looked forward to about owning my own home? All the fucking rules that come with it about what I’m allowed to put in the yard or paint it. Sign me up!”

He was a clear and present threat to property values everywhere!

(That is the sole reason shit like this exists today. HoAs came about originally to keep nonwhites out of the neighborhood and now we’re stuck with them.)

Lmao how many American guns have ended up in the hands of cartels in Mexico, warlords in Africa, or extremists in the Middle East?

That’s literally par for the course when you manufacture death machines. They end up in the hands of evil people who, you know, want to cause death.

What’s even fucking funnier is that Ruzzia openly sells arms to Africa. Something tells me that supply chain isn’t the most secure in the world and more than a few AKs are “lost in transit” in a “boating accident” while “falling off a truck.”