The U.S. general fertility rate has fallen by 22% since 2007, a sustained decline not readily explained by economic conditions, contraceptive use, housing or childcare costs, or other commonly cited factors.

“I will now present no evidence whatsoever that falling birth rates haven’t been driven by economic factors.” Bull shit.

Fucking unhinged. We’ve had what, three? “once in a lifetime” crashes since 2007, with skyrocketing housing prices and costs of living vs comparatively flat wage growth. Inequality is rising, fascism is making a comeback around the globe, we’ve likely already hit numerous climate tipping points, child labour laws are being rolled back, oligarchs are floating bringing back corporate towns, but sure champ, people having easier access to porn is responsible for lower birth rates…

“Don’t mess with Texas, it might be contagious”

I’m actually not convinced he isn’t an AI himself, loaded into a creepy humanoid robot.

Y’all remember that Big Arch video? Dead eyed uncanny valley looking motherfucker couldn’t even take a proper bite of the delicious “product.”

Look all they have to do is rerelease Windows 7.

Yep. He’s “partly joking” about everything right up until the second he isn’t.

the sources claim that the Start menu is getting a full rewrite in WinUI 3, which will make it 60% more responsive

Oh good, that’ll bring it all the way up to a third as responsive as the Windows 7 one was.

Cheeto Benito inadvertently doing more to drive renewables and electric cars than any previous incentives definitely isn’t something i had on my bingo card.