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  • Then they briefly acknowledge you before returning to whatever uninteresting topic they were already discussing and tighten the circle so that you could not join in even if you wanted to…

    You look around the room and everyone is in tight circles, making mostly small talk, with a few people in each circle dominating the conversations. At best, all you can do is stand outside a circle, essentially eavesdropping, but that’s creepy.

    So you just wander the room admiring the art and architecture, look out the windows, etc., before either finding a way to leave or finding a quiet corner and pulling out your phone.


















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    4 months ago

    I used to be polite to these things. They used to work. Neither is true anymore.

    • Me: hey google play soft piano music
    • Google: spopht
    • Me:… hey google play soft piano music
    • Google: I’m sorry, who did you want to call?
    • Me: Cancel
    • Me: hey google pllaayy soft piano muusiicc
    • Google: playing piano music on youtube… sorry I cannot do that on this device
    • Me: hey google play soft piano music on spotify
    • Google: ok, playing the album chainsaw death by the murder orphans.
    • Me: cancel cancel cancel CANCEL

  • I liked Gensin Impact for the first few years, but last time I played it, that game was the worst example of this.

    Teleport to location. Chat with npc for 5 minutes. Teleport to next location. Chat with another npc rehashing the first conversation for 5 minutes. Quick fight with trivial enemies. Teleport back to first npc Chat about random crap, slow walk to another npc, rehash the earlier conversation again, walk back to starting location, receive the most basic of rewards.

    The game is 90% dialog of which very little is relevant or meaningful and none can be skipped. There is an auto advance option for conversations, but so many meaningless dialog prompts (with options are always the same semanticly) that it doesn’t work.

    Of course this is all by design as the real goal is to sell you characters, not play a game.