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I’m just putting this out there.

If I was married to a man, and we were about to divorce, I would 100% be willing to go along with him faking his death so I could collect his life insurance, and then I’d split it with him 50/50.

She needed just one good screw.

“A comical arrest of a gentleman” is, itself, a perfect description, and made me laugh all over again.

Oh my God I want it so bad.

I never owned my own copy of Wind Waker. I borrowed it when I was a kid from a friend and then later I played the Wii-U version from a different friend. Now that I’m like, an adult (more or less) with my own console, I want a copy for myself. And also I want to play it again. Man! Love that game!

Probably not those things then, huh?

In the early 2000s working for a major telecommunications company we were told that it took 10 positive experiences to hear back from someone (who was happy with what you did,) but for negative experiences, it averaged less than 3.

I don’t know if that’s a universal rule or what but I always operate on the assumption that people love to bitch more than they love to praise.

You’ve really doubled-down since the last time I saw you.

The Wayback Machine has you covered!

(Now that it’s back up.)

I was rereading Dr. McNinja last week and the list of linked webcomics included Dresden Codak. (And a bunch of other awesome ones like Wondermark and Hark! A Vagrant.)

It’s fun to revisit these.

It’s from stimilant medication for ADHD :(

Thank you very much though.

Anybody got a sense evil spell prepared?

Everybody check your trinkets and see which is glowing. We need an ID on this creature before initiative.

And now it is also my favorite bee anatomy fact!

The Cheat is grounded! We had that light switch installed for you so you could turn the lights on and off, not so you could throw light switch raves!

I’m not simping for a brand. But I want to add that you can use their app to get their garbage, and get a decent amount of it, cheap still. (Online exclusives, then it’s like a box. I don’t remember the name.) Less than $10 and I’m full.

(This post brought to you by, I’m on a medication that makes eating really difficult, but sometimes I can tolerate Taco Bell and when the ability to eat happens I usually have just a few short minutes to procure and start eating before the moment passes. Which is why I’ve been sitting next to a bowl of my favorite pasta for two hours and have had to reheat it twice. T_T )

I am phenomenally excited about that. I hope it becomes a universal thing.

I do a really shallow bowl and my cat leaves me alone until the kibble is completely gone. Crumbs and all.

I want a wood burned sign that says, “Spite can motivate where kindness cannot.”

Temmie kind of effs the retro vibe.

Also Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom.