Fuck

Yes and no…

Getting Seasonal Depression in the summer is literally called Reverse Seasonal Depression Disorder.

Seasonal Depression is a disease that is specific to winter, and less sunlight.

You could have a phone that did what that phone does that has the form factor of an iPhone that would last at least 2.5 weeks with near constant use.

You’re not digesting the content of what I am saying; I’ll just end up repeating myself, so I am disengaging with you here. Cheers.

You might not know what malware is.

It’s not that there is no interest. It is that the current paradigm adequately solves the problems for the vast majority of users. Oberons infinite whiteboard will gain market share when it solves a problem users actually have.

I repeat, do not fix what is not broken.

“Program Manager wasn’t broken” doesn’t really contradict “don’t fix what isn’t broken.”

The point isn’t that interfaces should never change. It’s that changes should solve identifiable problems. Program Manager eventually stopped scaling well to how people were actually using computers, and the taskbar/start menu ux we all use today solved most of those problems. It took iterations, but we’ve got something pretty solid these days as compared to Windows 3.11.

If you think the current desktop UX has equivalent problems, identify them. “We’ve used this paradigm for a long time” is not itself a reason to replace it.

Yes. Do not fix what is not broken.

Shit, my friends and I would meet at a local Starbucks back when Starbucks were inviting.

Yes excellent indictmen on humanst here: Humans save species by keeping the remaining few safe, and also socially comfortable with a supply of puppies.

Got em.

Can it do 75 mph?

I guess it makes sense that the fastest land animal is a bit skittish.

I stood up grafana at work, and I make dashboards to keep my role secure.

Everyone uses my shitty little dashboards :)

Everything else is just those tools but you’re abstracted away from some level of control.

Or ELK.

I used to keep a charged spare on me. And this was back when a phones battery life was like 3-7 days.

Stop making phones thinner God dammit. I don’t want a thinner phone. I want longer battery life and a removable battery so I can fucking double the shitty longer battery life I get.

I was gonna say it looks like a keychron. I have like 5 in my house. Their mice are great too. Big fan. Waiting for the other shoe to drop.

It kind of looks like they bent the hose more to bring it through the window…

The world needs less ego.

Alas,
the curse of having eyes
(ears/nose/mouth/senses, but that doesn’t slant rhyme with)
A front row seat to your life.

My current job is going great. I’m overwhelming myself. It’s important to remind myself that no one is overwhelming me.

The fact that I have a ton of projects that all hinge on me is a good thing, so long as folks aren’t jumping down my throat about deadlines. All I am hearing is positive feedback.

Trying my best right now is threefold; first is counterintuitive: take breaks and don’t burn yourself out. Lean on your coping mechanisms to get through the stress and ruminitive nature of a huge workload. Second, it’s communicating: update the teams that are relying on me if my suggested delivery time has moved. Third, it’s reminding myself that no one is upset with me and my performance.

“oh shit! I think that was Davey Roberts! We used to hang out on the playground back at PS 119 back when we were kids. I wonder what the hell that was about…”

Cut to Facebook search for Davey roberts

cut to messenger live conversation

“Davey!! Long time no see buddy! How you been?!”

…

“your it” (misspelled, no punctuation)

Sandlers character gets a notification indicating he’s been invited to a Facebook group

sees group name

“PS 119 Tag Never Ended”

This winter…

cut to playground stock footage

Adam sandler is…

fast cuts of adults sprinting down alleys

“Still It”

Rated PG-13

Coming to theaters December 23rd