But my FOMO!! 12%!

Law enforcement and military

Assume someday someone will find your account or identity.

Not the news people want to hear. Seems like a pretty large study, too.

What happens if you fill up on sweets for a month at high altitude, soak up as much as you can, then go to low altitude as quickly as… safe-ish-ly… possible?

Will your blood turn to fudge?

Come on , baby , let me write the grant proposal

That’s the bottom of the mouse

Kid in the middle grows a better mustache than i do, and he looks 11

A friend’s stepfather used to live in Alaska and he told us, Middle school kids, that when you are stuck inside all the time, all there is to do is fuck and get drunk

The 2027 summer Olympics, proudly sponsored by pornhub.

“You’re really bad at this”

It’s a peel condition!!!

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I don’t care, get this misdirection off my feed worry about prosecuting the coconspiritors

Whoa, slow down there with those questions tiger… you don’t want someone to think you are one of the terrorists, do you?

In a mouse model. The mice don’t have alzheimers they have… something we gave them that looks like it… Hopefully it is similar enough

I would say your lack of friends is probably more pressing of an issue and likely related to your lack of relationship experience.

I offer you the same advice as for men. Work on friendships before you worry about intimate relationships. Friends can become relationships, but ideally they don’t and instead you meet people through friends who can vouch for you to their friends that your not psycho or a waste of someone’s time.

Ever try hanging out at a crowded bar? Anywhere where you have to show id to enter should help.

Also, do you have female friends? You should be hanging out with them and doing things where you meet people as a group.

Goddamn it Penny why do you have to be such a BITCH

You are missing the point dude. Boiling alive is slow torture, they are not sa…

Fuck it good luck with your reading comprehension skills