Looking down at the US is actually the norm for other countries.

Peanut?

It’s not really a dialogue when one person just tells another what to do.

Which one should I join for funny or time killing content?

Diabetes, please do your job.

He will have the biggest ego in the history of the world.

It’s probably the only GTA I’ve ever played. I recently tried to play it, but found the tank controls too annoying to play. The game would still be fun if it had analog support.

I don’t care about bombs. I’m just thinking about not seeing my friends for 3 months, and that scares me more.

You can not enter. You need to do some sort of side quest before they let you in.

Yet when I wanted to make my vacuum speak like Consuela from Family Guy I couldn’t do it.

Why does it look so weird? I’m not even sure what shape I’m looking at.

Great, so now can I get an add-on to my browser that skips these?

Ever watched Bladerunner?

The person who wrote this has not met many married people. I don’t think they ever had a best friend either.

I like how this post turned into tips on how to kill yourself. Saving it for later.

Don’t You dare screw this up. Assisted dying is the only thing I’m looking forward to in life. And I’m 37, so I’ll need this good and running in like the next 4 years.

The swasticake.

Given, then on average they live 7 years, that’s an old gecko. Mine is 13, so also not a spry youth.

And a place to sleep.

I don’t mind it. Less work and more pay. But I am sleeping at the weirdest times.