I’m rapidly losing faith that it’s worth trying to be better.

We are most definitely not making 1.5C.

The Guardian is welcome on Lemmy anytime.

Leeches.

What did you do with your old yard?

Thank you very much for the clarification. I didn’t know that was a distinct feature.

Can’t be held responsible for what happens next given the circumstances.

Do not try to slap the ass — that’s impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth: there is no ass.

Ripples begin to emanate from the closest ass cheek but vanish as soon as you look away.

It’s like beholding the face of God. You immediately crash to desktop upon attempting to render even a single frame containing that much ass.

I like that one of my first thoughts was I wonder if they’ve correctly implemented special relativity. Let’s find out!

Microsoft: Our computer.

Maybe I’m being stupid but a trivial way to ensure this is just don’t connect it to the Internet in any way. No SIM card. Cut it off from the Internet after setup, and only connect to a LAN with your chosen services all physically isolated from any internet machines.

Clutter.

Interesting study. However, I think we’re past the point of studies informing our decisions here in the US. I still thought it was really interesting to read.

Life is short. Be happy now, in any small way that you can.

That definitely sounds like a feature that should be added. I remember when you couldn’t even export your subscriptions.

This could be a failure on the part of the driver, but my god I hate those inexcusably giant pickup trucks that fit nowhere no matter how “good” a driver you are. They always stick out and cut of walkways, bicycle paths… they are simply too big. So oversized as to be generally dysfunctional.

The intended chair is a huge fan of data caps to increase profits, so I’ll give you one guess.

$1/mb is now the only plan in your area.

ISPs generally have few to zero competition, so I expect this will generally be awful in face of deregulation.

The problem with the news is that generally it’s not actionable information.