Whiskey (Wild Turkey I think) when I was teething. I know I was told to rub it on the gums of my siblings being the oldest. First I got drunk on was moonshine when I was 8. Cool step uncle used to give me cigarettes, booze and weed. I kept an eye on his still and weed plants out in the woods.

They sure that he wasn’t just being a teenager?

I mean I wasn’t hired to spray or draw penises on random shit when no one was around