He was using the term in its narrower anti-Jewish sense, not its more modern “any genocidal maniac” sense.

No longer elbows up

It’s time for Chi Chis Up!

I may need to cut my poops into bite-size pieces. Gonna need a new poop knife.

Since half an a-press is starting the level with it already pressed, I think staying your gender assigned at birth would be half a gender press.

It happened once from a cosmic ray during a Mario64 speed run.

I am, but not on a Tesla.

It won’t get a chance; I’m not making an account.

I have a feeling trump is willing to call the “Denmark will put boots on the ground to forcibly expel/kill the invaders” (what I unfortunately suspect would be a) bluff.

I don’t know what kind of authority Greenland / Denmark would have to expel all US personnel from Greenland, but given there are US military bases there, I imagine there might be some contractual issues.

Ask Cuba how that went.

Or tots

I prefer the smell of Kanga, but maybe I’m just older.

It may be. But it’s not insanely complicated to synthesize NH₂CONH₂, and it’ll be far more pure than getting it from an animal’s waste. You just need ammonia, carbon dioxide, and some equipment (and know how to use said equipment without exploding things, so best to outsource the production).

Is the concern the additional chemicals that it may be mixed with due to the method of production? Because ammonia is ammonia is ammonia, regardless of source.

That’s the thing about chemicals, though. Ammonia from a penis is the exact same thing as ammonia from a factory. Despite what homeopaths would say, molecules don’t have a memory of where they’ve been. I suppose I can see an argument around sourcing chemicals from sources that minimize environmental harm.

Fun fact though, pee is composed almost entirely of chemicals.

So no washing your hair at all?

Or is there some whitelist of allowed chemicals? I assume at least water, but hopefully some kind of surfactant, too?

And no, I’m not being obtuse, I genuinely never know what people mean when they say things like this. Same as eating “clean”. It usually seems to be “clean means food that seems intuitively healthy to me” and “chemicals are things that seem intuitively scary to me”.

Last panel makes me miss Hyperbole and a Half. It’s just missing a ponytail that looks like a hat.

How is a Russian athlete flying a neutral or other countries flag a threat to their sovereignty

Do I really need to clarify that I meant one country, not one athlete?

and how does that excuse accepting genocide and imperialist invasion just because you aren’t directly affected by it?

Countries tend to prioritize themselves over other countries. That’s kinda what countries are.

I suspect it’s because they feel one is a threat to their own sovereignty, while the others are only a threat to that other countries.

If that’s the case, it’s not hypocrisy.

You tell me that every fucking morning, but after giving you 823 blowjobs, I still feel like shit!