Everytime i test a battery like this, my wife just shakes her head and reminds me that I’m definitely from Kentucky lol

Let’s just give everyone, snakes and people, a chance to bite the bankers, and THEN sew them up alone. Much more humane.

We are the most hyperbolic people ever of all time, I’m absolutely positive

doesn’t have the mental fortitude to live in reality.

Perfectly said

I cannot recommend basic yoga enough for wonky balance.

I have terrible proprioception, i run into corners and bump my shoulders constantly (even though im a smallish person and it makes no sense). Yoga made it easier to close my eyes in the shower, catch my balance, not sprain my joints, so much within a few months from like, 20 min twice a week. Free youtube videos. I’ve saved myself from serious injury more than once.

I was definitely expected to competently conceal my own felonies by 18, smdh.

Another employee says she refused Musk’s requests to have children with him several times, according to the Journal.

What. The. Fuck.

SEVERAL TIMES

My feelings about Gadget should have clued me into my queerness, smdh.

Its so obvious in hindsight

Not needing to steal is what keeps most people from stealing, not fear of punishment.

Evil Dead (1 & 2)

Everything claymation reanimated just scarred me lol. Years later in high school I remember watching Sam Raimi’s Spiderman with the Doc Oc surgery scene, and that camera work took me right back to being too young for Evil Dead.

Sam Raimi has very distinct style