I have to do laundry too. 🙁

And so no other country can do it because of that. Got it. ☑️

Why does it require long work hours?

How is it that no one else anywhere is able to replicate this fabrication process?

In the future, phone numbers have letters.

I would guess Yeltsin for most chill. But either way I’m thinking by gorbachev’s time bread lines were still pretty bad.

Dad, did you get the milk duds?

I’ll see you on the help line.

Sometimes silence is fine.

The driver was distracted because he was eating a Big Mac while cleaning his pistol.

At this rate, we might not even make it to the water wars.

Also the only white male in those years…

So I guess we do this again in four years? Assuming elections are still a thing.

Well that’s one way to look at this positively.

How do you see this going down? Internal power struggles and tantrum hissy fits?

Just had this image of someone installing these in their ceiling and having cat access. They should do this in casinos.

Will he be the new Koresh?

Xi has them custom made in a sweatshop for all his pals. Trump got one too.

Russian MREs are probably the best thing they’ve eaten in their lives. They will live like kings for a very short time.

Unarmed, hands up is the international sign.

🤣🤣🤣

Oh you’re serious. All the training and experience in the world would not win that war.