A fantasstic stay.

He doesn’t belong there.

What the hell is he doing there?

Wall street will love this. Do you think they want to train and pay junior bankers?

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

Don’t mention the war. I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it.

The captcha test typically isn’t whether you can correctly identify it, it’s whether your actions on the computer appear to be human. Hesitation, moving the mouse like a human, etc. Which square you pick, doesn’t matter in the end. However, I do believe they have used that for training data to help AI.

There there, buyer beware, do take care, as a bare tear is no wear and tear, and requires repair.

Cheese pizza isn’t necessarily done with mozzarella or at least not just with mozzarella. I’ve seen places have both on the menu (Cheese + Margherita)

AAAAaaaaaaaaahhhh…

Spoiler!

I read “medieval” appointment and was thoroughly confused, and intrigued.

A man, a plan, a canal. Panama.

Or the angry version: https://dontpastetheai.com/angry/

Nobody warned us it would happen this fast.

Week one, Gerald was just a little shorter. We assumed bad posture. Week two, his vocabulary dropped to about forty words. We assumed a cleanse.

By week three, Gerald was wearing a diaper to the quarterly review and demanding someone cut his grapes.

The cocaine showed up around week four, which honestly raised more questions than the regression. Turns out toddlers have very strong opinions about Colombian product quality. Gerald would crawl to the whiteboard, rail a line with his tiny fist, then absolutely lose his mind because someone ate his Goldfish crackers.

HR sent three memos. None of them covered this specific scenario.

The pediatric cardiologist we eventually consulted said she’d “never seen anything like it” which felt like an understatement given Gerald was simultaneously eighteen months old and our regional VP of Operations.

The intervention happened on a Tuesday. Twelve grown adults sitting in a circle around a baby in a onesie that said WORLD’S OKAYEST BOSS, trying to explain addiction to someone who had forgotten object permanence.

Gerald just cried.

Which, fair.

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Finally, the report recognizes that no amount of blocking will kill piracy if watching sports legally is an expensive hassle.

Why not start there instead.

Nametag was one I have been contemplating

https://nametag.one/

Are those balls? 'Cause the last time we were here, they were balls.