single egg burrito with fried cabbage and onions + coffee

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“smallest”?

Alt.flame. iykyk

Dick and I are heading to the strip club!

Metric? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xcSDYy3Dl4

Which AI wrote this? I have doubts about the authenticity…

Buy the USA and sell it for scrap, like a venture capitalist.

Special Olympics

Haha, this is just about the Charlotte airport…

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You may be thinking of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ra_(1972_film)

Moonstruck

I could probably set the record for apathy but I probably wouldn’t care enough to try…

Fancy papal couches that were unfuckable.

I’m stockpiling 10mm sockets. I shall rule in the wastelands.

Oooh, bring slashdot back too.

6. Media changes too much because of enshitification.

Regular users are not the problem, for the most part, assuming decent moderation.

I’m still going to get juice all over you.

Eighteen year hangovers are the worst.