Oh God please tell me I’m one of them.

HeartyChuckle#7

How are those breathing exercises I have to assume your therapist suggested going?

Proper stretching is important no matter what the sexual preference.

Because they’re easier to have sex on without falling over?

All due respect to the serious question herein, but the joke I like to make in this situation is to say I’m trisexual: I’ll try anything!

“Waiter, change my order to the robotic back!”

It’s all good. I was annoyed that the only way to buy their stuff is through Amazon. Even if you order direct from their website they just ship it from Amazon.

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If your business specializes in mops or a mop adjacent product I know of one.

For the record Soundcore is not owned by Amazon. They are sold heavily there but that’s it. And I also recommend their products, they are what I consider the best bang for your buck when it comes to audio equipment. Anker charging products are also the same company and also good cost to quality ratio.

Woah back up, no they aren’t. They are sold heavily on Amazon but Amazon doesn’t own any part of them.

Ukelele.

Only if he tells it right!

Emo Philips:

“Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, “Don’t do it!” He said, “But nobody loves me.” I said, “God loves you. Do you believe in God?” He said, “Yes.” I said, “Are you a Christian or a Jew?” He said, “A Christian.” I said, “Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?” He said, “Protestant.” I said, “Me, too! What denomination?” He said, “Baptist.” I said, “Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?” He said, “Northern Baptist.” I said, “Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?” He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist.” I said, “Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?” He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region.” I said, “Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879 or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?” He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912.” I said, “Die, heretic!” And I pushed him off the bridge.”

Nokia 6133, Flip phone that had a button which popped it open. Nothing else has felt as cool as pushing that button to answer a call.

Does that mean the price of liquor is gonna drop? Cause NOT SO FAR.

Not quite. That’s how some people have chosen to interpret it, the words of the joke made it clear he was saying the person who did the murdering should himself be killed, while the 2 people he killed were already dead. Pretty obvious what he meant.

I approve of this joke!

I didn’t know that was the inspiration for Control. That is both one of the best and worst books I’ve ever read, everyone should read it. Just don’t make the mistake of actually trying to understand it…