The Degenatron gaming system plays three exciting games, including Defender of the Faith, where you save the green dots with your fantastic flying red square.

Just a dumb anti alt-right joke I should’ve kept out of this non-political community. My bad y’all

“These kinds of hardware-specific issues are really difficult to test for ahead of time, which is why we’re always asking for more beta testers!”

Beta test? No thanks, I don’t drink soy!

The models remind me of the Alice software I had to use back in college; what an aesthetic!

The models remind me of the Alice software I had to use back in college; what an aesthetic!

Wait, so you’re telling me that every time I swipe my VISA and smugly explain to the cashier that I’m a crypto bro, I’ve been the fool all along? Please excuse me while I begin to question everything in my life

Strange hill for them to die on… A quick search makes it obvious that CBDCs use cryptography

Primary sources? We don’t do that here 🛻🛻🛻

“Hands aren’t toys” is my rule of thumb for cats and mouthy dogs, but dang is it tempting

Wow, you got em with that 2003 throwback.

God damn we’re old.