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  • Oh, it’s my panda killing business, but just think about it. There are infinite possible futures so there has to be one with infinite pandas. Infinite pandas can only fit in outer space. If we like pandas we need to go to outer space ASAP, otherwise we’re killing millions of potential future pandas. You can’t go to space without killing at least one panda. Therefore we have to start killing pandas to save future pandas. I call this effective pandaism.







  • mcz@horp.sciops.nettoFunhole@lemmy.sdf.org•Strike
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    2 months ago

    Monday is the day that ends with mon. there are two parts to every day: actual day and night. “Mon” in Monday stands for day and ends with n, whereas “day” in monday stands for night. Night starts with n — that’s when the day (“Mon”) ends.

    Now you have a full picture.