The fact that you used AI to write this is… perfection.

We thought you didn’t know the band members, not the definition of mirage and oasis.

A mirage is an optical illusion, very commonly seen in the desert, and often portrayed as a wonderful water oasis when a person is dehydrated and lost. Of course, the band Oasis isn’t standing in the desert either, so it must be a mirage too.

She’s seen a doctor already for the frequent bathroom trips?

I’m an absolutely fantastic employee, at least, my performance reviews and bonuses support the image. I also have absolutely terrible anxiety about mundane deadlines. Some paperwork that takes 3 minutes might be put off for an extra day or two while I spend hours day and night on my actual responsibilities. It’s an issue.

The number of obscure guides and download collections… I do pray someone is archiving it properly.

Read over it again, and there’s 3 tiers. Local, apple cloud, and then chatgpt. It won’t prompt for Apple cloud requests.

There’s apparently different tiers, where some stuff is done locally but anything slightly complex would require it go to apple’s servers.