In high school in the late 90s, my friends and I were big mallrats. One time one of the workers invited us to a party that night. We didn’t have anything to do, so we went. Turns out there’s were maybe 20 people there counting us, and the 2 girls that came with me were the only girls there. To make it worse, they were watching hentai on the big screen. And this was the 90s. They had to order that shit somewhere. Anyway, we bailed quick.

I believe the appropriate response is Yellow Ledbetter by Pearl Jam. No but seriously. Band Maid, Die Antwoord, The Hu, all great bands that sing on different languages. Oh also The Warning.

Cinnamon toast crunch cereal is my overall go-to. Quick and delicious.