Hybrid Theory

Speakerboxxx/The Love Below

I didn’t know I needed to see one squid twerking on another one, but I been chuckling under my breath for a few minutes now.

…wait. What do you mean they’re not saying “Tony Hawk” over and over!?

Congratulations on creating a new meme! Let’s see how long it takes before you see it in the wild!

Pent up urges actually pay more

I’m somewhere between Lawful Evil and Chaotic Neutral, with an occasional moment of Neutral Good.

That green sky is real AF! I drove home from work once in a topless Jeep because I saw the sky turn green and figured I should probably go get my hardtop out of the garage…

Started raining about 45 seconds after I got in the jeep, luckily for me the tornado hit on the other side of town. Ripped a Kohl’s in half and threw the roof of a restaurant at a bunch of cars, but didn’t hit anything residential.

Crack pipes are straight, they’re smoking meth.

I always have plans to curate, organize, display, etc…

Never happens.

This one is entirely defensible!

You are willing to provide and clean, everyone else will not.

Karen from accounting will come use up the high-dollar beans you received as a present, make it wrong, leave a mess, and then claim her Starbucks mocha-choca-itchy-gitchy-ya-ya was better anyway…

You’re fine until the Bluetooth disconnects.

That’s just CNC…?

F/18/Cali

https://puppylinux-woof-ce.github.io/

Super small Linux distro made to run off a bootable flash drive. Typical size of the OS is under 2gb, so just about any flash drive you find these days is big enough to use.

Works great to get an old computer up and going again, quick and easy to setup since you don’t have to install anything on the computer. Perfect for light Internet usage, office/school work, etc. I wouldn’t try to run AAA games through it, but I used to play The Binding of Isaac and it handled it fine.

I ran Puppy Linux off of a flash drive on my main rig for about a year years ago before I got around to replacing the hard drive that failed…

Nothing is more permanent than a temporary solution!

We called it The Slobb

Butterflies come to mind.

Caterpillars are plain & become beautiful as butterflies or full peacocks that turn into drab AF adults.

If someone gave me a few billion dollars, I might consider become Republican… It’s either that or Batman… But I like guns, so Batman’s out… Oh!Red Hood! I’ll become Red Hood.