

2026: haha what profits the US military has literally spent ALL the money and blown through all of their weapons in order to cede control of the strait of hormuz, get their missile radars blown to shit by shahed drones, and abandon their military presence in southwest asia. the next move will be dismantling our meager health care and education systems to pay for a trade war with canada and a giant golden bitcoin bidet. chefs kiss












fried rice is great even without egg or egg substitute. the korean restaurant i worked at never used egg. just sesame oil, onion, bell peppers, s&p. damn i miss that spot.