May 16th 2011… Pretty sure this is an April fools joke, and like everything in government it was a month and a half late.

I’m pretty sure pornhub already leaked a video titled “Lenny sucking a goat”…

Yeah, reads more like a wikipedia article than a news article, like someone took several sources and told ai to combine the info. Facts are great, but they don’t make for a captivating read on their own. There’s a sweet spot for opinion/reflection without too much bias that makes news sources worth reading.

Yeah, it’s been banned in New Jersey for the last couple years. It was a cool overnight shift and it’s just second nature to just leave reusable bags in my car now for when I need them.

[Coment attempting to have an intelligent and witty take on the conflict dispite two typos from either lazyness or stupidity]

WSL finally has competition… American Sign Language

Your use of double negatives betrays you, acquantance of Mary…

Server farms are the real money maker. Doesn’t matter the fad, they’ll need processing power from somewhere.

“How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man!?”

Common misconception, were-memes actually only come out during the full moon.

At first I imagined actually getting into the fetal position and rolling on the ground, but then I realized that’s only my fetish… You were obviously talking about trains.

To be uncomfortably honest, VR only covers sight and the AI is like the part of porn that everybody skips. Since you’re not making a real connection with someone it feels meaningless. AI tries to give you exactly what you want, but that’s not an authentic feeling relationship with give and take. Also I feel like there’s still a tactile aspect that will be missing for a couple decades at minimum, and that should keep at least my monkey brain from becoming lost in the illusion…

Wouldn’t a half-basement be 0?

Yup, it just needs a fast splattering of red paint or similar…

I don’t see anything wrong with patriotism in the sense of caring about your country, the problem is nationalism where you believe your country is infallible and people often confuse the two. I love my country, but I know it’s flawed and think we should do better.

It’s in a plastic bag because microplastics are safer than letting such a large dose of the marijuana leech into your skin

Annual? Those fuckers be meeting outside my window every morning!

Ew… Who eats a burger with the lettuce on!?

Love like a brother?..

That’s probably because you listen to music for enjoyment rather than to prove something… How dare you!