The last lending library I saw had some religious discs placed inside them. Expected them to be of the usual Christian variety. Oddly enough, it was actually of some rabbi.
I was under the impression that Judaism wasn’t about proselytising. 🤷
Just before the pandemic, I was at a restaurant. A couple was sitting next to me.
Woman: (Says something about Fiona)
Man: Who’s Fiona?
Woman: (Shocked, disgusted face) You don’t KNOW Fiona???
I bet she broke up with him on the spot.
I want this.
I went to an all-boys Catholic highschool. I had a teacher that was a Christian Brother. One day he had an argument with a classmate over how effective condoms were. He basically argued that condoms don’t work. (Even arguing that a Ziploc bag couldn’t keep semen from escaping.)
This teacher was pretty popular because he was a character, who’d sometimes make crude jokes.
After graduating, some friends and a I ran into him at a mall. He asked us “What are you guys up to? Picking up little girls?”
We laughed it off thinking he was still his same old jovial self.
Not long after, I heard that this same teacher had been arrested for being involved with minors. His “joke” that day seemed like some major projection.
Change the dog to me, and replace the leash with a lawn mower.
Me reading the headline: “🙄 Who isn’t making a mechanical keyboard these days…”
Me after looking at the pictures: “I…might want that…”
Me the second I read this: FUCK. THAT. 😠