This inspired me to paint “Ugh. Fuck!” A painting showing a duck that is frustrated by the state of the world. He smokes a cigarette because he is stuck in duck traffic.

Tonight on bird or mango, will our contestants have a yummy snack, or get a nibble!?

We need some kind of super long SUV that drives on its own kind of road where people can get on and off at these party zones. The road should be made of metal, because I like heavy metal.

Try and move me bro! You can’t! …due to wide stance and physics.

I actually forgot to buy something because I was lookin SO FLY.

(Slow heavy metal version of O Canada plays as mega goose swoops in)

(Heavy fog over the water as a ships crew look out in concern)

HOOOOOOONK

Captain: RIGHT FULL RUDDER!!!

T-Rex: So for this scene did you want a long pondering stare, like I’m figuring out who I am-
Director: LOL bro just roar AIGHT!? Action!

A hydraulic press will also get the job done if you have one laying around.

Bend over and show me the path the fates have written for thee. -Butt readin cat maybe

Me: Wouldn’t it be great if we had a bike lane-
(Ominous honk-honking in the distance)

Those last three steps sound like something straight out of Mao’s Little Red Book, but the blooper reel.

Me: Hey buddy can I get some energy?
Coffee: How about needing to poop and feeling anxious?

How dare we let the elderly, children, and disabled cross streets! They’ll get away!!!

YES FELLOW HUMAN. WE SHOULD WALK ON FOOT AND CONSUME CARBON BASED FOOD.

MEIN LEBEN!

Man, this really isn’t the future I was picturing when I was growing up, but here we are.

Gay is stored in the prism.

I would like to subscribe to anarchy ghosts.

Yup!!!