He didn’t file the paperwork soon enough in some states, so he’s still on the ballot. He sued at least one state to get himself removed even though he missed the deadline and ballots were already being printed.

The Jewish neo-nazi? Why don’t you just post with your hexbear or lemmygrad account so those who have defederated with your unhinged bullshit don’t have to waste time reading it?

Just picturing someone clothespining their laundry to a horse’s mane. Don’t correct me please :)

They never do. It’s always these outrageous headlines, but they never actually harm anything.

“Just Stop Oil HORRIFICALLY DEFACES STONEHENGE!”

No, actually they put gentle water washable biodegradable paint on it. It disappeared after the first light mist.

Outside of Australia and maybe NZ, a thong is a particularly revealing piece of underwear. A g-string. Thongs are called flip-flops.

It was behind glass. A janitor had to take some Windex to it. The horror!

Bioavailability of oral melatonin is very poor though. IIRC it’s about 10%, so that 5mg sounds about right.

The goose is only a nuisance if you don’t want to harm it (I’m in the not harming geese camp). If you’re planning on eating it, the aggressiveness just makes it easier to grab the neck and shake until paralysis.

Thank you for reminding me of the duck rape arms race. I had blocked out the reason behind the corkscrew penis.

Considering Russia’s past performance in naval warfare in the Pacific, we’re probably better off without them.

Normal people don’t view children as sexual beings, so their junk just isn’t any different than their foot. Parents especially. I see my daughter’s vagina several times a day, frequently covered in poop. It doesn’t register any differently than any other part of her that needs cleaning.

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Enjoy eating rocks, I guess?

They can open every piece of mail and read the contents.

COBOL predates DOS by more than 20 years though. It truly is ancient.

COBOL was developed in the late 50s

Type-C ports are a lot more sensitive to dirt in my experience. I can keep it working if I clean the port every couple weeks, but at this point I just pretend phones don’t have charging ports.

That in the very real and current contest between Biden and Trump that Biden at least supports Ukraine, whereas Trump supports Russia and would likely support Isreal to the extent of starting WWIII in the middle east to bring about the apocalypse for his evangelical base, who earnestly believe they’ll be raptured to heaven while the rest of us live through a nightmarish helscape. Which is looking less crazy by the day because some people won’t vote for an old man who doesn’t 100% align with their political views vs fanatical insanity spearheaded by an also old man.

He’s the commander in chief of the US military. If there aren’t repercussions for exceeding his authority, it’s essentially unlimited.

Yep, my wife has seen my little baby wiener. The awkward teenage pictures were far more embarrassing though. Hers are buried in a hoarder house so I might never get to see her embarrassing school band photos.