You just get up after pooping, and then pull the TP through your butt cheeks. It’s massively inferior, the poop gets spread around when you stand up. I used like 10x more TP as a standing wiper. I will say it’s gentler on the asshole though.
Average lemmy.ml user be like:
I mean, yeah? Is that really so bad. I guess it depends what the intent was. The town I grew up in was pretty tame, and the room I’d get locked in without food or water if I’d misbehaved had books
I’m not sure how we got on the topic, but it came up in a drunken conversation with a friend. I’m fully converted to a sit down wiper now.
Open/Libreoffice can do that too
Elon Musk did two Nazi salutes in a row at the inauguration
It’d be a little harder to make stuff up if they were more open and transparent to journalists. For some reason they really don’t want journalists to be able to travel and report freely though.
Wow, I didn’t realize drones had gotten powerful enough to plow, seed, and harvest. That’s amazing, do you have any links to plowing drones? Sounds cool.
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I’m pretty sure ThePicardManuever posts 9 million times a day.
He didn’t file the paperwork soon enough in some states, so he’s still on the ballot. He sued at least one state to get himself removed even though he missed the deadline and ballots were already being printed.
The Jewish neo-nazi? Why don’t you just post with your hexbear or lemmygrad account so those who have defederated with your unhinged bullshit don’t have to waste time reading it?
Just picturing someone clothespining their laundry to a horse’s mane. Don’t correct me please :)
They never do. It’s always these outrageous headlines, but they never actually harm anything.
“Just Stop Oil HORRIFICALLY DEFACES STONEHENGE!”
No, actually they put gentle water washable biodegradable paint on it. It disappeared after the first light mist.
Outside of Australia and maybe NZ, a thong is a particularly revealing piece of underwear. A g-string. Thongs are called flip-flops.
It was behind glass. A janitor had to take some Windex to it. The horror!
Bioavailability of oral melatonin is very poor though. IIRC it’s about 10%, so that 5mg sounds about right.
The goose is only a nuisance if you don’t want to harm it (I’m in the not harming geese camp). If you’re planning on eating it, the aggressiveness just makes it easier to grab the neck and shake until paralysis.
Thank you for reminding me of the duck rape arms race. I had blocked out the reason behind the corkscrew penis.
Considering Russia’s past performance in naval warfare in the Pacific, we’re probably better off without them.
If we did the Carolina Lean is a bigger threat than Elon, but somehow that’s legal in most states.