By the foot? Nope. Yard? No. It’s a to-meter!

More importantly, a crime against humanity.

Sure thing, Ronnie, let’s get you back to bed dead.

Technically this is fruit leather.

If you can spread peanut butter on top of jelly, you’re a witch.

That could have purchased 2GW of solar farms, enough to power roughly 2 million households, and have done so for a generation.

Trolley driver will be one of:

• prison labour
• non-existent (automated trolley)
• green card/visa slave
• private security/contractor

Hmm, good point, might be easier to kill the trolley driver.

Xanadu!

He literally said he could solve world hunger, and then didn’t.

I would derail the trolley if someone else had to pay money they didn’t have.

And set it on fire too.

Great Scott!!

How many gigawatts did it take for you to figure that out?

Available at faucets everywhere.

It obviously added “A+1+2+3” and got 15 after looking up the typical value of A.

Nothing that complex, I just think Marketing is just sanctioned official bullshit and wish it would go away. Informational advertising I get, but Marketing? Fuck no. That’s just the sharp tip of consumerism trying to skewer you.

I know, I’m kinda ashamed of myself.

Next up - Coca Cola Still: all the same refreshing taste of Coke, but without any carbonation! Life is busy, just be Still.

Did he ever finish Marble Machine X? I stopped watching, it just kept going and going and going.

Nah, I’m just finding a log and derailing the trolley.

Might set it on fire too.