Expecting corporations to “solve important problems in the world” is foolish though. You should expect your government to tax them fairly so that they can work on people problems and maybe it takes corporations a few years longer to afford their own fleet of nuclear power stations.

This, but also if it’s this bad for me, why would I create more people to partake?

It proves they’re mentally unfit to operate a vehicle.

Worth a shot!

Their leadership should be broken up into smaller pieces.

Narrator: they won’t.

Only because things are too expensive for plebes to buy outright! Mortgages are basically subscriptions too. Or “layaway” at least.

Thanks to monthly payments for everything, you can have whatever TV you want!

This is all a red herring. Our SUV’s, stupid as they may be, are statistically barely relevant compared to effects of corporate greed and pollution on the rest of us. Point the blame where it belongs: at the ruling class for having the knowledge and means to have avoided all of this, but chose not to.

Just a child sex enthusiast, I guess?

Insurrectionists doing less time than these hippies. Y’all are crushin’ it down there…

Came to the comments for this 👍

Well it’s either that or we’re slowly falling out of orbit, no? The Sun will die and consume us before we spiral into it though, I think?

Technically we’re all on a slowly decaying orbit into the sun 🌞

Does this actually somehow destroy the knife? Its wooden handle, or the blade itself? Surely this elvish steel can withstand boiling water 🤔

It’s actually kind of fair to blame the government for letting this happen…

On the bright-ish side, there’s an even more tragic fate waiting for those handful of people in the coming years…

Beat me to it. Like… wow. Is this an ad?