Are we talking standard roll or mega roll? 2-ply?

The worst meme you’ve seen so far

Maxwell asked if it was all prints failing it just the benchy. OP replied “everything is failing”.

Well the solution to our “not enough bits” problem has been generally available for 20 years. Signed bigint time would cover from the Permian Period until 290 million years from now, down to ms precision. That ought to be good enough for most use cases.

You get over 584 million years in 2^64 ms. 66-bit computers are a bit tough to come by!

Milliseconds since the epoch is the only true time

deleted by creator

I’m with e8d79 on that one. Whatever your intent when posting the original message, the way it reads is tone deaf at best and entitled at worst.

The problem is not cars that use software - that is inevitable and OTA updates are far superior (if properly secure) than having to take the thing into a shop.

The problem is these people can’t or won’t write databases and systems that transfer from one data center to another. That stinks of either incompetence or bad faith.

Most severe so far

Oh come on, that would never happen!

What’s a hen do?

Bug bounty programs are a thing.