Because the CCP is doing it’s level best to eradicate it. He can’t return to Tibet or he’ll be arrested, and China used pretzel logic to install their own lama who they have political control over. He’s afraid that the nice folks at the CCP will make hell out of the life of whatever kid is chosen after he dies, until he either submits to them or disappears. Fuck China.

Heads are easy to come by. You want a head? I can get you a head by 3 o’clock this afternoon…

So, just the right amount of safe then?

LASERS!!!

I don’t know. I kinda liked angry T-Dawg flipping off Bill Gates. It adds some friction sometimes, but sometimes it’s nice to have a psycho on your team… Just not Stallman. He’s too much.

Maybe they mean before the stealth rebalance.

Same. I think “No Man’s Sky” syndrome turned people off, but I thought it was really innovative, and I liked the PC being broody and driven, but not dramatic.

Now start pronouncing the word “testicles” like it is an ancient Greek name with a long second e sound. You will NEVER stop.

Yes, but all that schooling helps you to be wrong fewer times consecutively than an average person would be on matters that are within the narrow confines of your field… during regular working hours.

https://youtu.be/jM8XdUNhNmU I nearly piss myself every time I watch this.

That’s cool. Where’d you get the wheelchair? Got a pic?

Oh ya. ‘Good’ is easy with eggs. I put fried or scrambled eggs in all kinds of stuff (mix 3-6 scrambled eggs in a batch of Hamburger Helper. Amazing.), but I feel like I’m missing something obvious. Omelette? Casserole? Does it need mushrooms or peppers for texture? Add an extra stringy cheese to help it hold together, or let the notes play separately? Spicy? THIS IS MY EL DORADO, AND THY CHEESE IS THY GOLD!

I’ve always felt that there’s got to be a way to involve macaroni and cheese with eggs, but I’ve yet to crack the code in a satisfying way.

I’ll take it, and another one to-go… Side of gravy. I’m a bit of a health nut.

“I just pooped in the kitchen!!!”

I’m assuming that if you know that, you probably also know what she does for a living now… And I also want to know that. Programmer? Porn? Paralegal? I can’t even take a guess that feels right.

Ya. It’s a joke, and that’s how jokes work. In this essay, I will explain, examine, and critique every known form of Homo sapiens humor.

In the beginning…

For the LULZ obviously.

Queen

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