thats the sad problem with hipsters, they’re actually really interesting people

V60 coffee filter

I just searched this, and um, yeah, I know what I’m getting for my birthday - thanks!

No new ideas, and money line must go up. Welcome to the vampire economy.

Yep! I see why supermarkets are still thriving in this digital age because the online options are just not worth it

Yeah that’s fair, I mean their radio adverts definitely leaned on the “be demanding” rather than “we’re a bargain” angle. I just thought that the convenience of not having to go to the store directly would outweigh the cost, and I’ve found that for me it simply doesn’t beat a LIDL shop in cost, quality, or quantity

Online shop is dogshite. I gave Ocado a go thinking “hey maybe it’ll be cheaper and more convenient”.

After a few trials, I’ve never been more disappointed:

• fruit and veg – simply lower quantities and smaller items, but dressed up in fancy packaging.
• online checkout is made deliberately confusing and you can’t sort items by cost on purpose.
• delivery window is given in increments of 30 minutes, but you can still be waiting up to 2 hours for the driver to come past the window
• substitutions happen with 10 minutes of delivery, and are always the crap you see above in your image that have almost nothing to do with the item!
• It’s not cheaper!

Genuinely, a trip to LIDL for a weekly shop will not make your eyes water, and that’s what I’m sticking to from now on

If he searched his feelings more, he would have known it to be true. But because he gave himself over emotionally to the Dark Side too, he cut off that part of himself.

He’s a chainsaw that takes down entire redwoods, but refuses to tackle the hedges outside his home

I wonder if you can add a chart showing sugar (X-axis) and fat (Y-axis). I’d be interested to see of Sainsbury’s one is just sweeter

No, always. I have a really good waterproof 12L bag with the rollup top clip thingy. It will survive any rainstorm. It just doesn’t have pockets and that’s objectively more useful to me than being guarded against something that will happen maybe twice a year.

The bag envy is real

A week old account, 9 posts, not a single comment

*starts scribbling in idea pad furiously under the table, whilst maintaining a blank and even composure*

No, that does not sound like a good idea. I would advise not telling anyone else about this.

Yes I have family. But they always have been this stupid, they’ve just never been this empowered by it before

Whilst I hear your sentiment, I hear your agreement too

Largest army in the world. Currently aligned with Russia.

The man knows exactly what he’s doing. European countries will pay. This is the biggest grift I’ve ever seen

well, you’re right, there definitely is a growing trend too - but I put that down more to media manipulation of public opinion, than general idiocy spreading more than usual

It’s not idiots multiplying. The majority of the voting public in developed countries is left-leaning. The right just know how to gerrymander the system better, and to make their media pundits more vocal

I have comments though to confirm I can make banal statements. Not sure about OP

New account 1hr old, two posts

Edit: everyone taking some blissfully positive interpretations here

Oh! Nice analogy, thanks!

But they are then ultimately unrelated to each other? The image could have been a poop emoji and the post would have conveyed the same message?