Beautiful, just beautiful. This! This is why we’re spending all that effort unwrapping those scrolls that Vesuvius tried to bury for some reason all those millennia ago.

Malfoy suppresses his rage. He knows for sure that Fred had a bigger dick, but has to settle with George’s piece.

He had been having an affair with the teddy bear.

Woah. That’s a lot of printer cartridges. I hope you get the colours you need!