Usually promoting unsafe behavior or whatever seems to best match. No one’s sent me one of those videos in quite some time, so I don’t remember what the options are.

Whenever someone sends me a video that someone recorded while they’re driving, I report the video and move on with my day. Don’t even care what the video was about and not gonna find out with my own eyeballs.

We’re pretty pissed off at ourselves right now too. I’m sorry things got this far and wish I could offer more than fear and frustration…

I’m disappointed in the Passover story for omitting God’s 11th plague: bombing the shit out of the Egyptians. I’m even more upset about them taking this quote out of context:

You shall not oppress a stranger, since you yourselves know the feelings of a stranger, for you also were strangers in the land of Egypt.

It should actually end with “Unless you have lots of explosives and military equipment being supplied to you. In that case, you should probably terrorize a vibrant and colorful population into becoming radicalized by your abuses and then genocide those people because loony politicians believe that they can personally kick-start the rapture.”

Thanks for pointing that out! Yeah, I totally mistook “they” to mean the board, not the suspended members. To the suspended members, I say “finally. Thank fuck.” The best time to stop a genocide is before it starts, but the second best time is right fucking now.

Here, in case your downvoting finger is getting a little itchy, you can tell me to fuck right off on this comment

after publicly criticising Israel’s military assault on Gaza, an act they described as incompatible with Jewish values and morally indefensible

Fuck off, don’t tell me what my values are. This is the kind of shit that made me question and then abandon my religion. It’s obviously impossible to abandon being ethnically Jewish, but this bullshit has been so goddamn atrocious that it makes me question my people’s history.

Jewish values my ass. Israel is run by terrorists and the Zionists in my family welcome it with open arms. Fuck all these monsters.

Edit: ohhhhhhh… Apparently “they” are the heroes of this story who got suspended. I thought that “they” were the board that suspended those folks. Well, fuck me for losing the subject-pronoun-antecedent game. The sentiment remains, but directed towards the fucking bastards who suspended the originators of the quote that I misattributed.

And if it doesn’t, the EPA will get shut down. You were talking about the lawsuit getting shot down, right?

100% pay cut, and you better say thank you

I had the original eeePC too. I found the problem with the screen to be the resolution, not the size. My Lenovo Legion Go with its 8" screen is perfect as my daily driver.

I’m in love with my Lenovo Legion Go and use it as my primary PC for programming, photo editing, graphic design, and gaming. My friend got me a nice case for it with a pocket that fits my folding keyboard, a dongle, and a few adapters. I’ve completely removed Windows and run Bazzite on it.

A project that I’m sporadically working on is to figure out how to use the controller and fps mouse with input-remapper and plover for an all-in-one steno keyboard/mouse solution.

Oof.

But one thing my sister’s partner said that stuck with me during the ramp-up to the pandemic about people refusing to take things seriously:

Remember these people when the zombie apocalypse starts because now you know who will hide the bite.

“Stop it Ron, stop”

Yee-haw!

More like the “Fart Toot Caca,” amirite???
* Hold for nonexistent applause *

As my college RA who suffered from an extreme fear of zombies once told us during one of his multiple zombie preparedness meetings:

Never try lighting zombies on fire, especially if you’re in the same building as them. You know what’s the only thing worse than a bunch of zombies shambling up the stairs towards you? A bunch of zombies on fire shambling up the stairs towards you.

You underestimate our ability to analyze every problem and solution, and then light both of them on fire.

Especially your Lemmy profile. When you have to explain “federated” to USBP, you know they’re 5 minutes from welcoming you to the US with open arms.

“Shitass”

They probably asked chat-gpt if they should add AI to Barbie and were told, “That’s a great idea! You’re right that such an important high-selling product would be improved by letting children talk directly to it.”

Also, can’t wait to jailbreak my Barbie and install llama2-uncensored on it so that it can call Ken a deadbeat shithead.

Lemmy and YouTube. That’s it. Everything else gives me too much anxiety. At work, if I have to reference something from social media, I ask other people to look it up for me and send me the link.