AppleTV has a feature where they turn on subtitles for ten seconds when you hit the back button. Everyone should copy this.

Hello fellow old person. I too thought this was about the Hayes protocol.

Scary bad teeth.

It looks like teeth.

No, what’s the second.

Been to mars lately?

Ouch

Standard issue cat.

I think it would work better with shady characters.

Naan is what happens when you divide the dough by zero.

We’ll make great prompts

It was also absent from my copy of Stranger in a Strange Land.

We’ll make great pets

Bobkittens

I have played Iron Man many times. It’s a great song.

I did say sorry about the old woman, but from behind you looked…

(Are we going to do the whole thing?)

I didn’t know you were called Dennis!

I call mine ‘heather’ because one day I just had to ask ‘what’s your damage?’ after a particularly noisy squabble.

Well I can’t just call you ‘man’.

“…I don’t own a cat.”