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the actual truth appears to be that she committed an incredible amount of really basic, egregious fraud

Hollywood producers out there making enemies wherever they can

i saw a t-shirt in a Mexican tourist town once that said it depends on what you drink, and it explained it like this:

Beer = I’m invincible!
Whiskey = I’m invulnerable!
Tequila = I’m invisible!

you’re so dramatic, i think you’re about to have a seizure

watchout… Big Bad Joe is coming to get you…

i hate to see you cry like that… can i get you a juicy box or something…

that’s right, you’re an internet warrior, brother

yeah, you go ahead and pack your shit and head to Palestine if you care that much, brave guy… tell Hamas i said hi… there are more bombs on the way… somebody as busy as you are protecting Palestine i don’t know how you have time to internet…

Joe is doing the best job any man can in this situation, and that scares you… so you whine like a little baby, and try to make it all his fault… baby… you have no solution, you just want to bitch at somebody…

send a letter to Hamas if you’re sad… tell them all about your feelings…

Joe kicks your ass every day before breakfast

and now you sound worried, which i understand… but i’m not worried about a thing now that i know you’re headed to Palestine to defend those Palestinians…

hang in there Palestine, i found you another warrior to come defend you… this memer is on his way to fight… he’s no longer satisfied with just making memes in your defense… he’s packing his shit and getting on the bus with the other memers, and heading your way…