I know, I know.

But can it run Crysis?

Reminds me of Sealab 2021 where Stormy is allergic to the Shrabster, but keeps eating it.

To a degree. Kitchen to the back left, likely powder bath or storage closet toward the left foreground, dining table directly behind, living room to the right, and just enough walking space between it all.

Reference

Is there a /ronperlmancats on Lemmy?

Well, the main and only entrance/exit is at the bottom. So, already one major fire hazard and code violation. The top segments are most likely living quarters, which would include room for bedding and personal storage. Right segment possibly a kitchen/larder. Can’t speak much for the small left segments, aside from more storage.

Apologies, as this was a reference to the movie Airheads and, by extension, Lemmy of Motörhead fame.