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I should rewatch Adventure Time again.

Gives you waist definition too.

Undoing the top button when sitting for any length of time makes high waisted jeans more comfortable, and you can hide it under your top or something if you’re sitting in public so nobody will even know.

They won’t judge you for any of the things you’re self conscious about, they’ve seen it all and don’t care about any of it as long as you’re hygenic and polite.

Good luck.

How do I download a gif to my phone? I need this.

You are allowed to actually want to feel better, you know that right?

Doing things that feel good will be weird at first, you’ve been punishing yourself for a long time, but breaking out of this self flagellation ritual you’ve built around your life will be worth it, if you can let yourself.

Let’s try some other what if’s.

What if safe sex in a professional environment, with no emotional strings attached to hurt you with, actually makes you feel better?

What if practicing talking to women in a safe way like this, actually gives you the confidence to talk to other women?

What if you find a sex worker you click with and maybe you see her once or twice a month over the course of a year, and in that time you get comfortable with interacting with women and with sex and you not only learn how to be good in bed, but also how not to hate yourself?

If you don’t try, you’ll never know.

More what, intimacy? Why is that something you think is bad for you?

Are you punishing yourself for something?

What is it that you’re worried about?

Do the ghosting, become the ghost. Realise being a ghost is so peaceful and nice. Ghost the world.

I need the motivation to paint. I know how, I’m good at it, I even used to enjoy it. I just can’t do it.

All the while The Project is hanging on the wall above my desk, unfinished and taunting me.

I know if I put it away somewhere it will be lost to a portfolio of doom, never to be seen again. So it has to stay on the wall.

It has been on the wall for a very long time now.

Because shrimp is bugs

They’ll end the days and then what? No sky daddy is coming for them, they’ll just die and fertilize the ground

and the planet will burn for millions of years as all humanities follies are purged with the cleansing fires of our climate apocalypse.

Then hopefully, one day billenia from now, a new ecosystem will evolve and species better than us will live peacefully together.

Thalidomide boogie

Placing anything metal or ceramic on glass makes the most awful noises though, how do you cope with how loud it is?

Sex workers deserve to be spoken about politely and treated respectfully. Work is work.

But yeah, this awful man has a point, OP you need to get laid.

If sex work is legal where you live, find a brothel and see if any of the women there look interesting, book an hour and see where it leads. Once you’ve actually interacted with a woman and are on your way to figuring yourself out sexually, you’re going to start feeling a lot better about yourself OP.

Just talking and cuddling isn’t shameful either though, a lot of us (hi, I’m a former sex worker) had at least few bookings a week like that every week, we give good cuddles and are often great listeners. And if you just want to party and blow off steam that way, most girls can probably hook you up, and we’re also usually a lot of fun to get high with too.

Seeing a sex worker like buying a single serving friend with benefits, who’s up for safe sex and very likely also fantastic lay if you play your cards right. Think of it like therapy and entertainment and practice for the real thing, all rolled into one.

They’re not. But it might inspire someone to actually go do something that could stop the corpo ghouls.

So basically, we need more Luigi’s. Or for some benevolent psychopath to start a luxury suicide cult for billionaires and warmongers. Or a time machine.

Climate change has not been out of the news cycle for months, and it probably won’t ever really be again. Every day there are new reports of flooding or record heat, or data centres using up all the water, or melting glaciers, etc.

And how are corporate ghouls being stopped by Greenpeace hanging a banner on a oil rig?

I hate to be the one to say this but what’s the point?

Like sure it was probably a fun, camraderie inducing exercise for the Greenpeacers and it got them out doors and doing teamwork, but it’s not bringing attention to anything the general public doesn’t already know. And it’s certainly not changing opinions on anything for the higher ups, except maybe harsher punishments for eco-activists.

So if the resources used for this stunt are more damaging to the world than not having pulled it at all, and the activists involved are going to be arrested and face serious repercussions for tampering with an oil rig, what was the point?

Business as usual. Venus by Tuesday.

I really hope these are all somehow from real textbooks. The more of these that I see, the more I’m starting to think they’re ai.

Lmao I just watched the video this is from. Ignore me and go play video games for several hours.