Bitty seizes the opportunity before its too late!

You ever put a ton of treats on your lap when you’re feeling lazy to lure bitty and invoke bitty law?

If you dont serve her dinner, you will be dinner.

Bitty is so photogenic

My cat hates fish! We even tried serving him fresh sashimi! He doesn’t like any of it! Not the tuna, salmon, mackeral, or squid. He looooves bonito flakes though.

He loves hamburgers though, one time we got five guys and half an hour later we found the trashcan knocked over with him licking all of our napkins.

I remembered wrong, he likes oregano and chick peas. Hes weird. He Also loves goat cheese and yogurt. We never give him much though. Does bitty have any weird preferences?

My cat also doesnt respond to catnip but will eat chickpeas and cilantro???

The costume is so cute. She is very tolerant lol. It looks nice and warm

was wondering where bitty has been. Was she in storage too? Lol

What is the German onomatopoeia for a sneeze?

Shoukd name it “Micro intelligence”.

Don’t even know why they think rebranding it will work

People aren’t stupid. Referring to shit with another word doesnt make it any less gross.

As always, Microsoft is always one step behind apple.

At least apple intelligence was a little clever, its abbreviation is still “AI”

But windows intelligence? That just sounds fucking stupid. As an operating system windows is not known for its intelligence. Stupid slow, bloated, spying sack of shit software.

Clicked on the link. Pronouns for a company is wild 😆

*purrfect

Thats funny. White face and a black tip. Black tail and a white tip.

Is the tip of bitty’s tail white?

We’re thinking one of his parents was a longhair. He’s a puddle of fur.

He spends lots of time cleaning! He feels like a luxurious fur coat.

They simply cannot proceed with their day without their careful assortment of filth thoroughly worked into their coats.