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Cake day: September 11th, 2026

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  • On the train to town, early morning, pissing it down so everyone smells like wet dog, pretty packed but you manage to get a seat on the end of a 6 seater section. There’s space in the middle as well but you don’t wanna cramp window person.

    The train pulls in to the next stop, and fills up. You get asked to move up to make room for someone to take the third seat on the end of the row. Ordinarily you’d keep the end but becuase its so packed, you move down to save a fight.

    They sit down.

    You hear the heavy laboured breathing, then come the sniffles and the cough.

    You shallow breathe.

    Lastly, you smell the Eucalyptus breath from the person next to you and think…

    It’s me tomorrow. I’m done for




  • I’d go the opposite way, I’d play out an intricate strategy based on the first few boxes, then use probability and high level maths to work out where I’d choose the next box.

    …or that’s what I’d tell 'em. I’d have a box in my head based on a completely random fact like, how many audience members are wearing red sweaters, or something else utterly stupid, and I wouldn’t stop until I’d got a good offer or got to the end - I’d just keep feeding them absolute bollox until the second to last box and when they film the whole pause to open the last box, I’d tell them I made the whole theory up and open it so they couldn’t cut it from the show.



  • Is this sarcasm?

    How does this make things better?

    It hands a vital service over to an American company that can then strong-arm the UK/EU into other dubious decisions. This would absolutely be the worst solution due the US now controlling the EU satellite architecture.

    It’s what currently got us here in the first place - the over reliance on the US.

    You realise Bezos is just as equally culpable as Musk in Trump’s reign? He’s on his kneels and sucked that mushroom just as much as Elon.