I just use P155w0rd as my password. No one guesses it

I never knew Extra Fab was so Extra Based

I’ve been trying little things to help brighten their day, like artisanal wallets or little jokes that I write down on cards and put in my pockets

I was gonna call it Jerry-ing but conglobating sounds more betterer

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I fucking knew it! The world’s fate was always in the hands of traumatized horny teenagers!

Microsoft again?

I always felt that broccoli was spelt the way it looked

SR1 was nowhere near as bad as Tomb Raider. The combat was a bit boring and the puzzles were repetitive, but the platforming was significantly more viable than Tomb Raider.

I mean, I haven’t touched either game in over two decades, and I only briefly played Tomb Raider versus the hundreds of hours I spent in all the Legacy of Kain games, and I frequently watch cutscene “movies” of the LoK titles, but I’m sure that hasn’t created a bias in me whatsoever.

Maybe they watched Predator, I saw something similar happen there

BUG-FUCKEN wild

I thought you were a cis woman tbh. Saw the image before I read the title.

Look, I’m gonna be real with you. It’s not that you don’t look like a woman, you just think that you’re ugly. You need to compliment and appreciate that woman in the mirror, even if she doesn’t fit your beauty standards. Like would you call another woman ugly or tell a transwoman she looks like a man? No. So don’t do that towards yourself. Easier said than done but worth the effort.

Being lonely and touch-starved is a real thing, and there’s no magic solution for that. Having pets can help, if you’re in a situation to get one. I’d also recommend some body-focused meditative and physical activities like yoga or tai-chi. It helps center yourself into your body and be aware of your own presence (which yeah, can increase the dysmorphia, but see above paragraph,) which can help reduce how overwhelming that loneliness and touch-starvation can be.

So you’re saying if I fuck the same way Fremen walk the desert, they can’t track my car sex…

Maybe but Jesus Crisp it’s hot outside

My fellow chums and I think it would be quite corking if we gave our personal data over to the local advertisement agencies

Reclass everyone to sorcerer / wizard - panic at fire immune bosses - ??? - win game

96 bricks of cocaine? Damn, I can’t believe they found 95 bricks of cocaine. What kind of a dealer has 94 bricks of cocaine?

For those seriously wondering, yes, in the U.S justice system, many celebrities have been on jury duty, as well as several politicians. Unfortunately, fictional characters aren’t typically allowed jury duty, meaning that you’ll never get a Quintesson to give you “Innocent” before throwing you into a vat of Sharkticons.

It’s a french word too, though that usually translates more to loitering

Then explain why the chad in this meme is on the side of the capitalism

You can’t, and your argument lays in shambles